Friday, January 11, 2013

funny things i read up

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a short medium at large.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four (for) seconds.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry (poetry) in motion.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What's the definition of a will?
It's a dead giveaway.

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